Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing.
You must buy a $10 permit to be allowed to install a burglar alarm.
It is illegal to show movies or attend a car race on Sundays.
It is legal to conduct a horse race or a symphony concert.
Juggling is strictly prohibited without a license.
It's illegal to walk down a sidewalk and knock a snakes head off with your cane.
You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.
One may not box with a kangaroo.
Shoelaces must be tied while walking down the street.
It's against the law for a wedding ceremony to be performed at a skating rink.
People may not whistle underwater.
You cannot wear roller skates in restrooms.
No one may attempt to cause someone to think that their property may be subjected to "offensive physical contact".